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TIFU Messing With My Physics Teacher

For background, my physics teacher is a no nonsense guy and he hates it when students talk in his class.

But he's chill otherwise. Mostly

So, today, when he was teaching, some idiots were talking very loudly.
Without turning back, he said, "Fill in the blanks. _______ is injurious to health during my class."
Now, everyone, including me, knew the answer was 'Talking'.
But it was too bad a chance to miss out on.
Me and a few other guys shouted 'smoking' when everyone said 'talking'. But, he only heard me, cuz I was sitting in the first row.
And to makes things worse, my friend muttered "well, he's not wrong" loud enough for him to hear.
As I've said, he hates things like that.
He made both of us stand up and asked me what I said.
Now, thinking back I could have probably escaped by saying that I meant talking. I was about to say that...
"Well, I said smoking, but-"
"- Well, he's not wrong sir, smoking is injurious at all times right?"
...before I was interrupted by my friend who thought the teacher had addressed him.

This came off as rude to the teacher, who asked us stand for a while. We stood for like 25 minutes, before I asked him if I could sit down.

Now, I didn't mention it, but his favorite mode of punishment is... Squats
He makes everyone do squats every time he punished someone.

So, naturally he asked me to do squats.
Which is more embarrassing than anything else,
I do a 10 first, which was apparently not the correct form
And did ten more the 'correct' way.
Embarrassing

My friend got off with standing for a few more minutes. If I had known that, I would have done the same.
Fuck, it was embarrassing

TL;DR: I joked during physics, which my no nonsense teacher didn't like, and embarrassed me in front of the class

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