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TIFU by losing my cellphone at the grocery store

TIFU by meeting someone on bumble

I've been single for a long time, preferring to date casually and hit bars, clubs etc. I've been happy with this arrangement for a while, but recently I have been longing for someone more permanent in my life.

I signed up for a couple apps and started getting matches immediately. I found someone who wasn't really my type physically, but her personality was off the charts. I asked her last minute one night to go to a movie, we both showed up barely on time and wearing super casual clothes. We hung out afterwards and went to get something to eat before saying goodnight. No kissing, no awkwardness, just friendly.

We chatted all week and then had a miscommunication which made for a funny mid-week meet for a couple hours. Again nothing physical happened, I wanted to be respectful and move slowly. Although the physical attraction wasn't high, overall this girl checked all the boxes. I found myself looking forward to having a real date.

Then I went out of town for business for a few days. We both had said goodnight and I assumed she was busy. So I sent her a message the moment I was home and received a very cold reply.I Ieft it alone and the next day she sent me a text with a question about what happened to me. It started off with a somewhat happy tone but after a while she made it clear how horrible I was for not sending her a text message while I was traveling. It got worse when I pointed out that we both said goodnight at the same time and she easily could have sent me a message too. She's a 40 year old woman who's had one long term relationship her whole life and suddenly she's giving me dating advice. At that point I was trying to be diplomatic but she decided to go scorched earth and tell me everything that's wrong with me and why I'll never find someone.

I just replied that I dodged a bullet and blocked her. Now I'm getting phone calls from various numbers the last 2 days and somehow she's found a few friends and my ex on social media. Life is so good sometimes.

Be careful out there.

TL;DR. Met someone on bumble and after not texting for a few days she went full stalker.

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