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TIFUpate: allowing my coworker to set me up

TIFU by Trying to Be Romantic

I wanted to surprise my partner with a romantic candlelit dinner tonight. We've both been super busy lately, and I thought a special evening at home would be a perfect way to reconnect. I went all out cleaned the apartment, cooked their favorite meal, and set the table with our best dishes. To create the perfect ambiance, I bought a bunch of scented candles and placed them all around the living room and dining area.

As I was putting the finishing touches on the meal, I realized I might have gone a bit overboard with the candles. But they looked so beautiful flickering softly in the dim light. My partner texted that they were on their way home, so I quickly lit all the candles and dimmed the lights.

Everything was going smoothly. The table looked amazing, the food smelled delicious, and I felt like a romantic genius. My partner walked in and was genuinely surprised and touched by the effort I put into the evening. We sat down to eat, enjoying the candlelight and each other's company.

After dinner, we moved to the couch to relax with some wine. That’s when I noticed the smell of something burning. At first, I thought it was just the food I had left in the oven, but then I saw it. One of the curtains had drifted too close to a candle and caught fire. Panicking, I grabbed the nearest thing—a glass of water—and threw it on the flames, but it wasn't enough.

My partner jumped up and grabbed a towel, and together we managed to smother the fire before it spread. However, the smoke from the burning curtain had already set off the fire alarm. The piercing sound filled the apartment, and soon enough, the building's alarm system kicked in. Moments later, we heard the sound of approaching sirens.

We ran to the window to see a fire truck pulling up. I felt my face turning red with embarrassment. My partner tried to calm me down, saying it was an honest mistake, but I couldn't help feeling like an idiot. The firefighters came up to our apartment, checked everything out, and made sure the fire was completely out. They were very professional and didn't make me feel worse than I already did.

By the time they left, the romantic mood was long gone. My partner and I sat on the couch, surrounded by half-melted candles and a slightly charred curtain, and burst out laughing at the absurdity of the situation. We decided that maybe next time, a simple dinner without so many candles would be just as romantic.

TL;DR: Tried to surprise my partner with a romantic candlelit dinner, but placed too many candles. One caught the curtain on fire, setting off the smoke alarm and bringing firefighters to our apartment. Romantic evening turned into a hilarious disaster, but at least we have a funny story now.

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