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TIFU by drinking micellar cleansing water

TIFU by drinking micellar cleansing water.

EDIT: just so you know, I am fourteen. Please don't call me a moron. Don't mock me, for the love of fucking god. I know it was stupid. It's obvious, I posted this on a subreddit that is called Today I Fucked Up. Man. It's not like I do this thinking makeup remover is OK to drink, that I don't need to go out to drink water. I was scared to go out to have a drink, because I've gotten told off for it before. This story is real BTW. I don't karma farm, stop saying I am. Thank you, and I know I sound whiney and annoying in the comments. These comments also made me cry my eyes out after MONTHS of not crying because of how hard they hit.

This only just happened now, and it's like 12am and I'm worried as fuck. I feel a bit sick and I'm worried I'll throw up my guts.

I get thirsty sometimes, like most people. This time, I got thirsty in my room with nothing to drink. I don't like leaving my room after I say that I'm going to bed, and I've also gotten told off for going downstairs at like, 1am before.

There was a bottle of micellar cleansing water (makeup remover) on my dresser because I usually like to do my makeup like most girls. I saw that it was liquid, that there was a lot of it, and ended up taking a sip. I thought it tasted awful, as it would but swallowed it I also did the thing you do with mouthwash in my mouth because I thought it'd make it better.

I then decided to look on Google to see if it was safe to drink. I saw that it could cause nausea, and maybe even vomiting. On a poison control website. However, I also read that sipping fresh water could cleanse your stomach, so I knew what I needed to do and left my room to go downstairs for some fresh, room temperature water.

I decided to ask a family member that was in the living room if it was OK for me to go downstairs at anytime to eat or drink. He said "well, yeah." so I told him that I was really thirsty and drank makeup remover. He opened his eyes widely and said "Fucking hell." I knew that he was worried. He then told me that I can go downstairs at anytime but need to be quiet so that then I don't wake my mother up. He also asked me if I felt ok.

TL;DR: I was thirsty at 12am and drank makeup remover, found out that it was bad and went downstairs to drink water, then told a worried family member.

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