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TIFU dafür dass ich damals bescheuert war?

TIFU by leaving my personal items on my bed.

So today is a semi busy day and with that I (26f) was rushing to get out of the apartment and get things done. With all the chaos of the morning I didn’t bother picking up and I just headed out. Figured I would clean up later and I live alone so no big deal.

Around lunch time I get a call from the front office notifying me their pest control guy is starting in my building as they do every quarter and just said ok and didn’t think past it. Mind you I’ve let this guy in when I’ve been home before so we also chit chat and he will get extra spots if I need it. He’s like my parents age and always really polite and helpful. Point being he knows me on a customer level.

I get home not long after to let my dog out and walk into my room and to my amusement (utter shock) I left my toys out to dry from earlier this morning… along with my iPad… and headphones… and my underwear… all laying there on my bed. There was no wondering what happened in that room before he got there.

Now Im hoping I never run into him again when he eventually gets called back or I’ll have to literally hide my face for ever. Luckily they send out a notification prior on the community app which I will be checking more frequently from here on out.

TL;DR: The pest control guy came into my unit while I was gone and I left my magic tools out in the open.

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