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TIFU by asking what a guy who hates me said about me in a group chat

I (20F) was hanging out with some of my friends. Namely, one of my friends brought her boyfriend with her. I like the guy but he definitely doesn't run in the same circles as the rest of us. He was telling us a story involving one of his friends who I happen to have a class with. Let's call this friend Eric. I really don't know the guy, just like I really don't know ANY of his friends. But, I have noticed whenever I was in class with Eric, he seemed to go out of his way to not interact with me. Like not even look at me even though I sat relatively in his direct line of sight. Even in group discussions he seemed to ignore me or vaguely glare at me.

So, naturally I said something like "Omg dude, Eric hates me for some reason. Is there anything I did to upset him?" and suddenly the boyfriend gets SUPER uncomfortable. And the girlfriend, my friend, kinda of starts laughing a bit. She suddenly goes "Oh, come on tell her what he said in the group chat". The guy seemed really hesitant to tell me, so I started pressing him a bit because I was worried I had actually screwed up and had something to apologize for, as it seemed to me this random person hated me. I'm also kind of having fun with it. I was kind of thinking, well what's the worst it could be, I've literally barely spoken to him.

Eventually he's goes "... well I just don't think he hates you at all, he actually really likes you". Now I was even more confused. So I press again. And he comes out with it.

"Well," he say "Eric kind of has some... strange turn ons". I obviously immediately start pressing again, because literally wtf, and he goes, "Eric has mentioned a few times how you have a huge forehead. You're a part of like a lot of his fantasies because of how big yours is. He says he wants to 'come all over it' ".

This man I BARELY know was talking in a group chat with literally DOZENS of his friends about his fucking forehead kink and my huge fucking forehead. I stopped pressing after that shit but apparently that wasn't even the worst of it. Learned my lesson, FML

TL;DR Friends boyfriend was in a group chat with a guy I thought hated me and made clear some shit went down in it, when I pressed the issue turns out he just wants to fuck me because of my huge ass forehead

Edit: PLEASE stop asking for forehead pics 😭😭😭

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