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TIFU by misremembering when a party was held

This literally just happened lol and I am so embarrassed good god...

So, I was invited by some friends of mine for a Summerween party (for those who don't know, it's a thing from the show Gravity Falls. People in the town celebrate Halloween both in the summer and on the actual day because they just like the holiday a lot. It's cute!) now, I SWEAR on everything I own, that the invite I was sent said that it was on the 22nd, and I believed that ever since the day I was sent the invite.

So come to the day I get in costume and everything (since it is a Halloween party so everyone is encouraged to wear costumes), I buy some snacks for the party, and everything is looking good! I feel a little hot and uncomfortable in the costume and makeup, but it's worth it cause I think it looks great. Once the time comes around, I get in my Uber and head off to the location that the party was said to be held at. When I get there, I noticed there weren't any cars so I was like, "Huh- weird. Let me check to see if I came too early or got the address wrong." Then- in big bold letters that I somehow missed, read: July 31st. A whole week from what I thought the date was. So now I am standing in front of someone's house, in a bright blue wig, desperately trying to call another Uber fast enough so that whoever may be inside the house doesn't notice that I am there. Luckily, I don't think anyone saw me- but good god I have never felt dumber in my entire life.

TL;DR: I thought the date for a party said July 22nd when it in fact said July 31st. I did not realize this fact until I got to the location of th party.

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