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TIFU by accidentally crushing my boyfriends manhood

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I, 25f have been with my boyfriend for about 8 months now. I'm a heavy girl, bbw if you will. I'm around 200 pounds, and always had issues with losing weight. Now that I'm pregnant with our child (roughly 6 months), I've gotten a bit of a baby belly going on too. My boyfriend is also a big guy, maybe 300-350 pounds but I never cared because I fell in love with him for who he is. And him being a big guy is great since I run cold and he runs hot.

Anyway, I was at his house a few days ago spending the day with him when I decided I wanted more than just cuddles. You know, I was in the mood, he looked good laying next to me and so I decided to surprise him by climbing onto his lap. What I did not anticipate, was him having morning wood however. Honestly I should have seen it coming because he gets turned on pretty easily whenever I'm laying next to him or sitting on his lap.

So me being me, wanting to wake him up for some sexy time and not being able to see much (it was a little dark in his room, his belly hides his crotch a little and I can't look down that far because, well, baby belly) I decided to throw myself in his lap. I swing my leg over his lap as well as I can, force myself to stand up by placing my hands on his chest, and just drop myself onto his lap. And he woke up gasping and I freaked out. He didn't throw me or anything, just shoved a hand down to his "log" and grabbed my shoulder with his other hand to keep me from falling. What I didn't feel, for whatever reason, was his wood bending against my rear the second I plopped down. However it happened, I'm not 100% sure, but I definitely hurt him and felt so bad that after I apologized profusely for over 30 minutes and kissed his face repeatedly, he ended up caving and I made it up to him (especially his wood). Although I am now banned from sitting in his lap unless he can properly guide me so I don't crush him again. We ended up laughing about it, but I still feel so bad and just had to tell someone. Ladies, if you're pregnant and want to sit in your mans lap, make sure he doesn't have a hard on, or that you won't accidentally crush it like I did.

TLDR: I, a pregnant big girl accidentally sat on my boyfriends morning wood and almost broke it.

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