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TIFU having sex with the hot tub

Happened a year ago, but today was when I was told how bad this is.    Having sex with the hot tub is a terrible idea.  Not IN the hot tub.  WITH the hot tub.   

I like to relax at night in the hot tub.  No lights on, dark sky and all alone in my backyard.  Sometimes, the hot water and bubbles hit the right spot and things can get aroused.  Usually not a big deal and a little masturbation to climax helps with the relaxing part of the evening.  However, this night, I was too stressed to finish, but the erection would not go away.  I decided I had to take care of the issue and looked for the most immediate, intense stimulation by sticking my penis right up against the jet flow.  The feeling was incredibly intense and the desired effect took place within a minute.    Now I could relax.  But, something didn’t feel right.  

Touching my semi-erect penis, I realized it was flopped over to the side, half way up the shaft.  Talk about freaking me out!  

I went inside and carefully bandaged my unit, hoping to get it back in shape by morning but when morning came, the damage was pretty clear.  I had broken my penis.  

A quick visit to the urologist confirmed it.  So after a month of living with my unit in a splint, and then a year of daily suction to extend it straight, I am now left with a penis 1.5” shorter than it was, slightly bent half way up the shaft, and a dent in one side, taking away a lot of girth.   

Today, follow up appointment with urologist confirmed, this is as good as it is going to get.  

I wish I had a pic of my before penis.  I really miss it.  

TL;DR broke my penis in the hot tub jets, and now its short and skinny

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