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TIFU by getting black out drunk on a date and ordering a $1200 bottle of champagne.

This happened almost a year ago and it's still embarrassing. I had a date with a woman who I met through a friend. We were going to meet at a bar for drinks and then go to a restaurant. Obviously since we were both going to drink we each took Ubers to the bar. I thought the date was going well. We had good conversation. We both started doing shots. Now I hadn't eaten much all day, so the alcohol was really hitting me. By the time we went to the restaurant, I was mildly drunk. At the restaurant, we had some wine. I obviously had too much because at some point I blacked out. I don't remember the rest of the date or even getting home.

The next morning, I woke up with a hangover from hell. After crawling out of bed and drinking a few cups of coffee, I checked the credit card app on my phone to see how much the bill was from the restaurant. I was shocked when I saw the amount. I checked my pants that I was still wearing from the night before for the receipt. I saw that I had bought a $1200 bottle of champagne. I texted the woman and asked her if she had a good time. She just responded that she didn't feel a connection and didn't think we should go out on a second date.

TL;DR: Got black out drunk on a date and spent $1200 on a bottle of champagne. Didn't get a second date.

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