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TIFU by responding to my girlfriend's sexy photos with a meme

My girlfriend and I have the exact same kind of "shitpost" sense of humor. We are constantly sending each other dumb memes over text, quoting them in real life and replying to even mundane messages with them. From the outside it definitely is cringy and it probably doesn't sound like we take the relationship seriously but we've been doing great for four years now, living together for one and I'm planning to propose to her on our fifth anniversary.

But fast forward to last evening and I think acting like normal may have seriously offended her. I've been out of town for almost a week helping my brother move across the country and also celebrating our parents anniversary in his new city while we're at it. GF and I have obviously been texting back and forth when I have time and the conversations are as casual as they always are.

The conversation even got a little bit spicy as we've been apart for a week and we're getting a little lonely, needless to say I'm excited to eventually get back home. Even more so when she surprised me late in the evening with about a dozen images of a "gift" she got for me, a very nice set of lingerie. It wasn't a quick mirror selfie either she had full makeup on, her hair done up and even mood appropriate lighting. I was hella excited but out of habit I grabbed a GIF from my reaction folder and sent it without thinking.

Few minutes later and she replies with: "Can you take something fucking seriously for once?"

24 hours later and she won't respond to my attempts at apology and even ignored two calls.

I feel like an asshole and I'm worried I damaged our relationship or made her feel like I'm not seriously invested in us. I want to do something really romantic for her when I get back but I'm scared that it's already too late.

TLDR: My girlfriend and I joke constantly so I responded to her high effort sexy photos with a meme GIF and now she's completely ignoring me and I'm scared that I damaged our relationship.

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