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TIFU by not knowing what a vibrator looked like

This just happened like thirty minutes ago and I NEED to tell someone but I doubt my friends would want to hear about this. So Reddit, I come to you.

Last night I (16F) was woken up at around 4 AM by one of my cats clawing at my door to get out. After I let her out I don‘t fall back asleep until around 7 AM and I sleep until 11:50 something. When I wake up I decide to lay in bed and doom scroll for a while but right as I’m about to get ready to go to the bathroom to do my morning routine my older sister (19) gets in there first.

She starts the shower and stays in there until 2 PM, which isn’t surprising because she always takes FOREVER in the bathroom. I never knew what she was doing in there to make her take so long, because she doesn’t do skincare, makeup, hair, and she wears the same outfit everyday, but I discovered what it was once I got in. I was just doing my thing when I glance down at the counter near where all my sister’s stuff is and I notice, sitting between the sink and her bag, a small pink thing, that was wet, and shaped like a rocket.

I pick it up, because of course I did, by the rocket shaped part of it. Thinking it is a tampon holder, I begin to try and take the rocket part off when I notice something. At the other end of the rocket there is a button I think, “Oh this must dispense the tampon“ and I press it only for the rocket to begin vibrating. I hold it for a good five seconds before I finally realize what it is. I turn it off, set it down, and begin to violently wash my hands.

I walk out of the bathroom, lock eyes with my sister, and to avoid thinking about what I just saw, I show her a picture of our cat that I took earlier. Now I have to go about the rest of my day acting like I didn’t just touch my sister’s vibrator. Yay.

TL;DR: I was nosy and touched my sister’s vibrator and possible her….yeah.

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