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TIFU by trying to get my cats attention and now I have to move

So I live in a duplex and my next door neighbour is also my landlord. Older dude, Best landlord I’ve ever had, I’ve lived here for almost 4 years and he’s never raised the rent and anytime I’ve ever needed something fixed that I couldn’t do myself he’s on it.

I have a cat that I let outside into an enclosed catio. There is a little spot where she likes to go sleep and I can’t always see her because only the door part is wire, the rest has siding. So I was trying to get her attention by calling her name out the window. Out this window not only can I see my yard but also my landlords. But anyways I’m calling her name and saying “oh look at you you’re so sweet and cute” and “I love you so much” When I see movement out of the corner of my eye. MY LANDLORD WAS OUTSIDE SITTING IN A CHAIR WITH HIS SHIRT OFF SUNTANNING. ALSO MY CATS NAME??? It’s BABY. I am MORTIFIED. I just wanted to talk to my cat and lowkey harassed? Hit on???? my landlord so now I have to move because I can never show my face again (kidding… kinda) And like I did not say any gender specific things while talking to her. So yeah. 😭 he walked inside fastish but I was in full panic mode I ran outside and grabbed her even though she didn’t want in and closed all my windows.

TL;DR: was telling my cat named baby how sweet and cute she was when my landlord was shirtless outside and now I have to move from sheer mortification.

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