TIFU by enjoying adult time

So let me start by saying I'm may not be the sharpest bulb in the crayon box, but I know things. And one thing I know or thought I knew is when something is an absolute emergency. I hate going to the Dr or any of that so only if I need.

Anyway, it was actually a couple years ago, my wife and I had a long day it was like December but the weather was in the 70s all day (kinda relevant). We as parents with two darling children 10 years apart we miraculously were able to get a night alone together. And by golly we were gonna use it. We went to the store and everything...for groceries you pervs. After a date and some cleaning up we sat down to relax and enjoy some TV.

After some Hulu she wanted to chill...I sound cringe I know. Anyhow, we head to the bedroom and proceed to do the dirty. We were into switching gears and positions like you wouldn't believe! Yes most of it was ow this position hurts my back now, oof my hip and knee hurt, we are feeling the aches of life but alas we push forward on with great ambitions. Eventually we settle on the good ol doggy...

she has already finished and when I finally do, I have a sudden sharp and searing pain in my head. Not a normal oh this is a migrain. My vision is spotty and I'm seeing halos and suddenly another even worse pain hits me and I cant see out of one eye because any amount of light is so bright it feels like staring at the sun. I stumble and almost fall off the bed she asks in a naked panic what's wrong and helps me find the bed to sit as the pain is getting increasingly worse and I can now hear my heartbeat in my ears and it feels like my brain is about to burst straight through my eye socket. Its all I can do not to just die from it.

I tell her I dont know what's wrong but call 911 I cant see and I think my fcking brain is going to explode. She asks about advil and all and I I can tell its not a simple migraine or headache something dangerous has to be wrong. She calls...

For reference the fire station and ems are literally next to our apartment and the ambulances are about 1 block away and almost always have a few people in there just in case. I can kind of make out the flashing lights as it dawns on me...we are still naked! I, one hand over my eye that cant see, stumble to the dresser to dig out a pair of shorts that had no drawstring anymore. And she hurries and finishes dressing right as they knock. About 6 people file in and are suddenly checking vitals and asking stuff and its all confusing and all I know is I feel like I'm about to die. That's when I notice among them is this tiny little lady who is Mennonite and she asks what happened that led up to the issue. I try hard to be modest and she's trying to get a more detailed description of the events and all I can think is I'm gonna die and I dont wanna offend anyone.

I ask to just get help climbing into the ambulance since I'm a man and even if I'm dieing I gotta seem tough and strong. We speed to the er wife follows behind and hasnt taken a chance to clean up (gods I love that woman). The nurses and Dr do all these tests and I get a cat scan, pray, eeg,ekg, all the e's and g's along with the rest of the alphabet.

About 4 hours later they finally come back with results... I had what's called an orgasm headache. And because of how they happen they feel identical to a brain aneurism bursting. I other words its a headache that actually feels like dieing. We get discharged and find out that 70 degree weather i was wearing shorts for is gone and it has snowed... on the way home she asks if I want a round two. I dont want the knockout so I said no. She still brags about it

Edit it changed my scrappy tldr to something hopefully a bit better let me know if it isn't

TL;DR: Thought my brain exploded during bedroom fun and frantically called EMS, only for the ER to diagnose me with a harmless "orgasm headache." I survived, but my wife now boasts that she literally blew my mind.