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TIFU by accidentally revealing to everyone (including myself) that I have a tiny willy (NSFW)

I spent Christmas at my student house this year as my parents are old and I didn’t want to risk bringing anything home to them. Anyway, I’ve spent the festive period drinking and playing games with my housemates.

The other day, we were daring each other to do shit and I blurted out that one of the guys should stick his dick in a beer bottle. A bunch of them turned to me like, “Are you serious?” They were confused. Their confusion confused me. They were like, “I don’t even think it’s possible for a penis to fit...” I became all sheepish and they clocked that I was packing a Tic Tac. I had no idea I was that far below average but apparently I was.

What followed was an illuminating Q&A where they asked me questions about my cock. I answered openly and honestly. Some of them didn’t believe me and asked to see it. I agreed to let one of the girls take me to the bathroom to “inspect” me. When she saw it, she literally gasped, hand over mouth. On our way back into the living room she was like, “Holy crap! It’s true!”

And yeah, that’s how I found out that I have a small dick, alongside everyone else. I’ve since gone and measured and yeah...

Anyway, on the plus side, a girl has seen my cock. That’s pretty cool, huh? Give me this! I’m a virgin, alright?

TL;DR Been playing games with uni housemates. I dared one of them to stick his dick in a beer bottle. They all looked at me funny as “a dick shouldn’t be able to fit” in a hole that small. They realised that I was speaking from my own personal experience of size. They became curious and I told them how small I was. One of them took me into the bathroom to confirm it. I’ve measured myself since and I am indeed packing a cocktail sausage. The way I see it, a girl has seen my want. That’s pretty cool. Silver linings and all that!

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