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TIFU by attempting to trigger a twitch stream

To be clear this happened on Christmas, just got around to writing this today.

I was chilling on a minecrafter's stream, the chat was the same as any day by chanting "arson pog" and "be gay do crime", y'know the usual.

I was getting bored with it and had extra money to spare, so I donated some bits to say something along the lines of "I'm going to say it chat, I brush my teeth before drinking oj on purpose."

It gained the traction I wanted with the chat being appropriately disgusted. I do like the taste of orange juice after something minty, mainly because the reaction tends to be like this.

Anyway, the disgust begins to die down but I can't have that. I message again "if you brush your teeth before drinking oj it gives the next sour texture I need. Kind of like the tingling feeling garlic bread has." Completely normal right?

Wrong!

People start telling me garlic bread doesn't tingle and I look it up on google and shows garlic allergy. This must be a lie, this can't be true. Garlic bread numbed and itched everyone's mouth, that's what it did.

This had to be an elaborate prank so I ask the stream: "serious question, garlic bread is supposed to tingle right? It's supposed to feel like eating a pineapple right?" I had always stuck those two foods together in a group as "food that fights back"

But then it turns out, I'm just fucking allergic or I'm intolerant to it.

Bad day overall.

TL;DR attempted to trigger a twitch chat by talking about brushing teeth before drinking oj, find out garlic bread isn't supposed to make your mouth go numb and itch.

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