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TIFU by sending my D&D group a steamy shower video.

Quick background. My wife and I were having a light-hearted argument about the best way to clean feet. I told her that I like to put a bit of body soap on the shower floor and then quickly move my feet back and forth over the soap until clean. She thought that was incredibly stupid.

So fast forward to today, I'm taking my shower and get the brilliant idea to take a video of my method, because obviously she just didn't understand. I grab my phone and try to balance it and the soap bottle. Then I proceed to my method. I was trying to keep the video tasteful, but wasn't super worried, seeing as the recipient was my wife, so there was some floppy in the video for a brief second. I finish cleaning my feet and go to send the video through messenger.

And yeah, I did the thing I never thought I would do, I sent it to the D&D group chat. I panicked and tried to undo but the phone had some significant moisture on it, as well as my fingers so didn't quite make it. I jumped out of the shower and dried my hands and phone like a maniac. With dry fingers and phone, I unlocked and went into messenger, then to the group chat just in time to see the little dots drop. The Dragonborn Rouge, the Half-Elf Ranger, and the Human Fighter all saw it. We were sending memes back and forth before the shower, so I guess they were still active. I quickly unsent and took a moment to figure out my response.

The first message from the Ranger. "WTF???" I just started sending out apologies like crazy. It's surprisingly hard to explain why you were making a foot cleaning video in the first place. I guess I just figured that if I keep trying to explain and apologize in short bursts, the avalanche of pathetic groveling and embarrassing explanations would keep things at bay.

Luckily I play with some great people who know me fairly well so everyone got a good laugh. But I doubt we'll get much gaming done next session. No way I'm going to live this down anytime soon.

TLDR; I took a video of how I like to wash my feet in the shower after my wife said it was weird and accidentally sent a brief flash of wang to my D&D group.

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