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TIFU by using a different sized tampon than I usually do

Obligatory Im on mobile.

My Fiancé (26m) and I (25f) are both students and are currently quarantining at my parents house for the lockdown my province is in as we are getting married in two days (micro zoom based wedding). I started my period almost a full week early so I didn’t happen to have anything with me and haven’t been here a full two weeks so I can’t leave the house until tomorrow. I texted my sister (24f) to see if she had anything and she brought me a few tampons. I’m not a big tampon user to begin with and these were a different size and brand than I usually use but it shouldn’t be a problem right? Nope I couldn’t be more wrong. A few hours later I went to the bathroom and when I went to go change it I couldn’t find it. Assuming maybe it had just fallen out when I sat down I checked the toilet and nothing. It was no where to be found. I spent the next twenty minutes digging around my own bits trying to get it out. Contorting myself into shapes I haven’t been in before, squatting, the whole works, all well mildly panicking that I’m gonna get toxic shock and die before I could even get married. My fiancé then texts me to see why I’ve been hold up in the bathroom for half an hour so I let him know about my tampons disappearance act. Being the amazing man he is he immediately comes into the bathroom and volunteers his services to help me remove it. So there I am spread eagle on the bathroom floor my fiancé basically wrist deep inside me trying to fish a tampon out of me when the door opens and it’s my mother. She immediately screams and shuts the door. Luckily my fiancé managed to pull it out of me shortly after and we had to make the walk of shame downstairs to explain the ordeal to the rest of the house as both my sisters and my father heard my mothers scream and they were all in the living room talking about what she had just seen. Luckily my family is a little to close so they all just thought it was hilarious and not my dads out getting me the proper supplies so we don’t repeat this ever again.

TLDR: I borrowed some tampons from my sister that are different from what I usually use and one got lost inside of me, when Fiancé was helping me remove it my mother walked in and saw the hole ordeal.

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