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TIFU: Mom caught me masturbating in the shower.

Today my mom caught me masturbating in the shower, I thought I locked the door but I never did. I usually have my phone with me when I shower so I can listen to music but today I decided to watch porn and masturbate while showering.

Have a stand thingy against the wall to put some shampoo bottles and it was a perfect place to put my phone there. So the shower is a corner shower, it has like doors you can close and open. I couldn’t hear anything outside the closed in shower until I heard someone scream behind me, it was my mom.

She saw me ass naked while masturbating to some sketchy ass porn, she never saw what I was looking at luckily. She only saw my back while doing the famous signature movements with my left hand.

My soul almost left my body when I slowly looked behind me, she kept yelling at me and then rushed out the toilet. Couldn’t quite hear what she said because the shower was on but I bet it was something horrific. Still haven’t talked to my mom yet after that incident. Pls help me😭

My dad talked to me and was chill about it, happened to him too when he was younger he said😂

Edit: Me and my dad talked to mom, she kinda accepted it now, finally I feel a bit more better. It’s still going to be a little bit awkward after this incident and gotta live with it for the rest of my life. They probably gonna make fun of me in the near future. Specially that the same shit happened to my dad when he was younger.

Reminder to myself: check if the door is locked twice next time.

TL;DR : I thought I locked the door to the toilet and then got caught masturbating in the shower by my mom today, still haven’t talked to her since it happened.

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