Skip to main content

TIFU by losing my cellphone at the grocery store

Post a Comment

TIFU by being hit on while having my pulse taken

Times are tough and for the past two months I've been going into a clinic twice a week to donate plasma for extra cash. I walk in there today and overhear the staff talking about how someone needs to shoot their shot and then saying something about how they're pretty sure the guy's married. I don't know exactly, I automatically assumed they were talking about someone else in the back, because no one hits on me and hasn't in years. The last person to was this 6'5 giant Samoan transgender lady, who looked like The Rock, except with long hair and lipstick, who said I smelled 'really' nice.

After I finish completing the questionnaire, I go to the screening area, you know where they take your temperature, pulse and all that, and I keep hearing, "Shoot your shot, girl! Shoot!". This girl ends up calling me up to her booth and there's a lady walking behind her saying, "Do it, do it". Surely they're not talking about me because I'm right fucking here and that would be embarrassing, right? I sit down and roll up my sleeves so she can get to work taking my pulse and everything and then she nervously says, "I feel like I always get you when you come in". Shit.

At this point I start to panic a little bit, realizing, "They were totally talking about me. This lady's about to make move!" I'm not big on attention, especially from strangers and in public and I start to get really embarrassed and flushed realizing what's about to happen. She's trying to make small talk with me, saying, "I'm not sure what's wrong with me today. You probably come in here all the time and think I'm like this weird idiot". I'm generally a nice person though, I know where this is going, but I don't want to be a dick about things, so I reply back that, "Oh no, totally don't. I'm like really easy going too and don't even notice stuff like that. You're doing fine". She then puts the cuff over my bicep to take my pulse and then says that, "You have really pretty eyes, you know that?"

And there it is. I'm trying not to get too flustered and I know that my pulse just jumped and that I need to keep it down if I'm going to get any money for donating today. All I could think was, "God dammit, this is embarrassing and I feel awkward and I'm not going to get any money now on top of it. You really had to hit on me right before you took my pulse? Really?" And so then I just sat there trying to stay calm while she ran her tests. I felt awkward, she felt awkward. Needless to say my pulse was too high and now I have to deal with the awkwardness of it all whenever I go back to that place.

On top of it all, my recently broken up ex-girlfriend and I are trying to remain friends and text each other throughout the day. Just because we're broken up doesn't mean we both don't still want to be in each other's lives. I told her about the encounter immediately afterwards because it was this funny and embarrassing thing that had just happened, thinking she wouldn't be jealous if I explained that I seriously don't plan on dating anyone or anything beforehand. Nope, that definitely wasn't a brilliant thing to do on my part, she was annoyed to crap about that.

​

TL;DR Got hit on for the first time in years while I was having my pulse taken to donate plasma and make some extra mulla. Pulse was too high as a result and I got no mulla. Ex gf mad now too for telling her about it afterwards.

Labels:

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

TIFU by walking into a glass door.

This just happened barely 30 minutes ago. Ended up with a nose bleed and some of the worst nose pain in my life. I can’t even wear glasses without the pressure hurting my nose. So, how did I make the same fuck up a bird would? I put on my sunglasses to leave an appointment and ended up walking nose first into a glass door. Shambling back in shock, I had no damn clue what I had just done. It shocked me so bad that I didn’t comprehend it until I felt liquid drip down my nose. I had turned into the world’s bloodiest leaking faucet. Someone witnessed this in their periphery and asked me if they needed to phone someone. In a panic I basically wailed for them not to, even though I would soon freak out and think I need an ambulance. Someone else came by and ended up giving me paper towels, which quickly looked like I had murdered a mouse with them. My nosebleed soon stopped but not before someone else checked on me. TLDR; fought a glass door and lost. I do not envy the janitorial staff. ...
Post a Comment
Read more

TIFU by asking my boss why his cock got hard on my leg.

***not a fake post. I’m F 32, He was standing over one of my legs while I was sitting in front of him facing him (spinal adjustment) and he spread my knees with his leg, put his hand on my stomach and then there was a ton of sexual tension and I felt his cock grow into my leg and then start to fill with blood and then twitch on my leg. My boss has been leading me on for two years in subtle ways. Lots of waist pinching, close moments, and “were you good while I was away(s)?” Mostly breadcrumbing himself out to me while his wife (who I also work with) became increasingly hostile towards me. He is someone who has been a mentor to me for ten years. The two of them seem to be having marital problems on and off. The other month, while in close proximity, he started to get hard on my leg and moved when he noticed. A while later, I asked for an open conversation on the attraction between us and what to do about it. It has been distressing me and I had reached my limit. I figured since we’ve...
Post a Comment
Read more

TIFU by going through my girlfriend’s old photos

My girlfriend and I have been together for 9 months or so and things have been up and down but I love her a lot and she loves me a lot. We’re both 20 and she’s had a lot more experience sexually than I have and this has always bothered me but besides that we have a pretty good relationship. We’ve talked about our pasts and she’s had some pretty bad experiences that caused her to kind of go off the rails up until we met. She’s all in on me and I’m all in on her and she’s expressed a lot of regret about her past choices and I’ve tried to be as understanding as possible but I’ve always had some insecurity regarding it. Well anyways last night I was on her laptop and saw her photos were linked to it and I stupidly clicked on it and started going through them. Don’t need anyone telling me that it was dumb and an invasion of privacy because I really realize that now and I will never be going through any of her stuff again. Anyways I ended up seeing a lot of shit. Clicked on a folder that...
Post a Comment
Read more