TIFU by combinating shaving by balls with the wrong meal on the same day.

This happened to yesterday. I don't know how you boys keep it with shaving your balls. I for myself like my balls shaved. Even though I am single and in a sexually dry phase. I like to keep a smooth bag under my trunk. So like I do at least once a week I shaved my marbles yesterday.

Later that day cooked myself some nice chicken curry. I have that special sauce to pimp my curry. It's one of those sauces that you require only a very small spoon tip of to make your curry just spicy enough. If you take 2 spoon tips you will find yourself sobbing on the toilette at 3 am with no further sleep that night. So 1 spoon tip.

However somehow I must have gotten in contact with contact with that stuff. Meaning some of it sticked at my right hand.

After lunch I watched an episode of my new favorite show. The Peaky Blinders. Great show. But as us boys do at some point I wanted feel up my freshly shaved nuts. As you probably know shaved skin is like thousands of small open wounds. After some gentle squeezes I suddenly felt a piercing pain. And when I say piercing I really mean it. It felt like somebody pulled on my public hair just as strong that it does not get ripped out but therefore the pain was constant.

In panic I washed my hands and got ice cubes to cool down my suffering testicles. It didn't really help. So genius me of course knew that milk helps against hot food. So I took the yogurt out of the fridge and rubbed it on my family jewels. What can I say. It actually helped.

I would say the embarrassment was worth to ease the pain. The pain lasted for about another 15 minutes before it declined. It's a true story that I somewhat pimped to make it more fun to read.

tl;dr: shaved my balls, added very hot sauce to my curry, felt up my balls with sauce still on my hand, ended up lubricating my testicles with yogurt to numb the pain.