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TIFU by forgetting I had a 'note to the driver' on UberEats

TIFU by forgetting I had a 'note to the driver' on UberEats. This isn't a big deal or a crazy story, but I'm super embarrassed.

So my friend is going through a tough time, and a few weeks ago, I had sent her a hot chocolate and cookies from Starbucks through UberEats with a note to the driver saying 'this is a surprise, it's for Amy, she doesn't know it's coming'.

Fast forward to tonight, I was craving sushi, so I ordered some through UberEats. I completely forgot I had that note saved, and when I answered the door, the driver was holding my food behind her back, and asked 'can I speak to Amy?'

For a second I was confused and thought she had the wrong house, until she whipped the food from around her back and said 'surprise!!' with a huge grin on her face. I just stood there in confusion until I realised about the note for Amy. I kinda giggled nervously, took the sushi, and then she asked 'are you Chloe?'. She must have thought she was at the wrong address too until I finally got my thoughts together and explained what happened.

She laughed and then left, and I just stood at the door in embarrassment and felt horrible for the fact she tried to surprise me with salmon nigiri and I gave her the blankest stare ever. The poor girl was so excited and I still have the image of her saying 'surprise!' and holding out some food.

I feel like a dumbass, and edited the note straight away. Yikes.

TL;DR: I surprised my friend with UberEats food a few weeks ago and forgot to take off the note to driver explaining it was a surprise. Ordered food today and driver tried to surprise me with my own order.

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