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TIFU by sending my vet dick pics

This was very recent

So, I got a new dog (yay) and she was adopted without being fixed. Roughly the same time that I scheduled her spay, I also had elective surgery that involved drains in my pubic area and swelling of my penis and scrotum. Cool huh.

Both of these institutions were pretty modernized to today's standards so they often communicated via text and email. I made the unfortunate mistake of saving neither in my contacts list and just remembered who they were by context. So I send a text saying I'm worried about my drains to what I thought was my doctor. They respond and say "drains? can you please send pictures of what you're talking about" I should have sensed something was awry but I was probably multitasking as I always do and just not paying attention. So I go ahead and take pictures of my pubic area and my dick and send them in a reply.

Shortly after they reply "I'm so sorry, this is your vet clinic". I immediately asked them to delete the pictures and they oblige

However I like this vet and I'm sticking with them but I can't help but wonder every time I deal with the (almost exclusively women) staff, if this is one of the few who probably saw my bruised, disgusting flaccid penis.

TLDR; confused pet's surgery with my own and sent postop pics of my dick to the vet.

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