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TIFU by sitting on the wrong sofa and making people think that I was an escort

It actually happened around a year ago before all the current lockdowns started. In my country brothels are legal, you can go choose any girl you want and have sex for money. About a year ago me ( male) and 2 other friends (both males) decided to meet up for a few beers and a few beers turned into binge drinking. After we got drunk we felt so horny and decided to go to the brothel for some sex. 3 of us took a girl and went into seperate rooms. After around 20 minutes I was done and went outside to see one my friend already waiting for me, we asked about the third friend and the brothel manager said that that guy paid extra to extend his time ( you pay for each 30 minutes). So we decided to sit down and wait for the other friend to finish. We sat down on the sofa, where there were around 20-30 girls sitting and waiting for their clients. We didnt realize that part of the brothel was only for escorts and clients usually sat in the other room. After a few minutes 3 guys walked in, all looked very high on something they started check the girls, one of them looks at me and tells the manager "I want this one". Manager tried to explain that I was a client, not an escort but the guy didnt want to understand. There was a full argument about this and the security had to come and took the guys outside.

TL;DR i sat on the wrong place and people thought that I was an escorts

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