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TIFU by getting stupid high and going to Walmart

Some basic facts: I’m a married woman with three kids. I live in a medical and recreational state. I have a med card.

So, I’ve been looking forward to today for a few days now. I had to drive to town today to sign my part of the taxes, an excellent excuse to enjoy some time away from the kids. And as we’ve just gotten our stimulus, I decided to make a day of it, go and get a bunch of things done and purchased that I’d been putting off, then pick up a few medical grade chocolate bar edibles, as yesterday my MIL offered to take the kids overnight tonight. Woohoo!

I left this morning a little after 10am. It takes about 30 minutes to get to town; we’re rural. I got my errands done in the downtown area and, coming out of the final shop, turned and got to check out the shiny, new medical dispensary. Neat! And I got an extra lollipop with the chocolate bars. 10mg. Ooh fun!

And then I ate it without thinking....(I realize now this was not smart)

I made a couple of quick stops, maybe 30 minutes, and was at Taco Bell eating by 1pm. Then I went to Walmart. Just a couple of minutes down the road.

I noticed fairly quickly that it’d been I while since I’d been inside Walmart. I had to really try to remember where the departments were. I wanted flashlights for the kids for when the power goes out. By the time I’d safari hunted down a Walmart mil employee and then found the flashlights, I was walking around the aisles in circles trying to find my way to the registers. At the registers, I was needing to slightly lean up against the self-checkout machines.

But then, success! I made it back to the minivan. Oh sweet relief!

I checked the packaging on the lollipop. 50mg.....

So now, I’m stuck at the Walmart. The receipt says 2pm. After taking time to explain my FU to my hubby and that I won’t been home for a while, I realize it’s taken more then 2 hours for me to write this post. I think I might be here for a while, which is a bummer.

Luckily, I just happened to land the best possible location to be stranded, especially as a woman, in a very rural area. It’s a 24-hour Walmart, so I’ve got bathrooms and supplies and can legally park in my car for as long as I need. I just happened to park in sight of a light and security cam. I’m in town, so there’s delivery. I’ve still got some Taco Bell and Pepsi. I’ve got my charging cable. And the wireless is pretty good. So, I got that going for me, which is nice.

TL;DR: Ate an edible while running errands in town, thought it was 10mg. It was 50. Happened to be shopping at Walmart when it kicked it. Now I’m stuck here.

Edit: I was all bummed b/c my lighter was dying (cigarettes, not more weed) and I was gonna have to lady-up and go inside to get a new one. But, huzzah! I found an extra in my jacket pocket.

Edit 2: I sobered up and made it back home safely. Thanks and good wishes to all who kept me company. Have a good evening all!

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