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TIFU: by letting my ps4 controller run out of battery

I ordered food for delivery from DoorDash and I was watching YouTube on my ps4. One thing led to another and I got to “insider edition “ videos.

If you aren’t aware insider edition has video clips of things happening to people (ie: people being kidnapped ,shooters and shit like that) and they give a short report of what happens, during this time I get a notification about my battery being low, but I was too lazy to move and I figured I’d just plug it up when I answer the door for the driver.

To give you an image of the setting: I live on a street where there aren’t any numbers to identity a home. My bed is is next to the window and my room is on the 2nd floor, additionally my room is right above the front door

Because there aren’t any numbers, I normally sit on the edge of my bed and look out the window. if I see my driver I go downstairs and signal them to the door. So 45 minutes later I get the notification that my driver is pulling up and I go ahead and get situated by my window so I can see when they’re here.

Note that on this particular day it was starting to get sunnier, so I had left my window open.

when the driver gets here, I am greeted by a cute girl, probably in her early 20s.

Now here’s the fuck up, when on mobile devices the media you’re playing automatically stops when the headphones are unplugged or removed. This is NOT the case with ps4 controllers, when the controller dies, the media keeps playing.

I had auto play on and forgot to pause the video I was watching, when I meet the delivery driver at the door (which is right below my bedroom) we both hear a woman screaming “HELP ME PLEASE” coming from my window

I realized instantly that it was another insider edition video that was auto playing and I panicked. So instead of being a smart person, i ran from the door all the way upstairs to stop the video. By the time I got upstairs the driver was already pulling out of my driveway. The screaming was only about 4 seconds, but my immediate running(like a fucking idiot) was what probably scared her off.

Later the police showed up to my house and I had to explain the situation to them. It was embarrassing but a good memory to make

TLDR: ordered delivery and when my driver came, my controller died while I was watching a YouTube video on ps4 that included a woman screaming. Driver heard the screams, drove off and called the cops.

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