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TIFU by lying about having a sore willy.

Let me preface this with the obligatory on mobile. Also this happened when I was 4/5 I am now 32, but it’s had an impact on my life I guess, so I will share.

When I was about 4/5 I was a curious kid, I also believed everything everything my kid neighbour (Bob) told me.

Well one day Bob told me his older brother had an illness and had his willy chopped off because it got sore, and now he’s going to be a girl (we were 4/5 remember). Anyway that got me wondering what it would be like as a girl, I only had a brother and I was really curious, so here comes the fuck up.

I told my parents my willy was sore, I don’t hundred percent know why, but I was a curious and weird kid. Anyway, they took me to the drs who prescribed me some kind of cream (that I obviously did not need). Well the cream set off some kind of reaction, and my willy really DID get sore, really quite badly. Badly enough for the drs to feel that circumcision would do the trick.

So yeah, that’s what happened. I got circumcised because I lied about my willy being sore, the treatment really did make it sore, so they cut a little bit off.

Don’t lie kids!!

TL/DR - lied about a sore willy, treatment made willy actually sore, got circumcised.

ETA - lol, thanks for the helpful award, I think.

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