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TIFU by breaking my buttplug

Okay so this happened about 5 hours ago, I cannot stop laughing still out of a state of fear and panic.

I sell content online. Tonight I thought would be fun to do my makeup all nice put on a sexy outfit and film some content.

I get out my favourite lingerie, tidy up my room and get some toys that I haven't used in a long time, including a small buttplug I own that has metal handcuffs that connect to a hook part that pokes out.

I start filming said video, handcuff my hands behind my back and proceed to put my buttplug in, do some more fun stuff when I attempt to act sexy while I pull it out. I grab the hook of the plug and give it a yank when suddenly I feel the tension leave, finally I can move my arms further away from my ass, it feels lighter then usual I pause as I notice I can still feel something in my butt.

It's broken and stuck inside me. Oh god.

I've snapped the hook off, I struggle in a quick attempt to get these handcuffs off before the small metal object finds its way deeper into my body. Eventually a few struggle panic filled minutes pass I manage to finally retrieve it from my cavity.

I'm mortified after, I relax to remember that I'm still filming. I rewatch the footage and it looks like a deleted scene from a Saw movie. Send it to a few close friends who claim it's the most hilarious video they've seen, and will probably never live this moment down and definitely not try it again.

TL;DR: tifu by owning a buttplug with attachable handcuffs and it getting stuck inside my body.

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