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TIFU by forgetting my dates name.

So this happened yesterday. I (26F) met a guy on tinder a few months ago? Or maybe even a year ago? I don’t remember but we been texting a long time. (not all the time) but here and there. We always made plans to go out but it always falls through. But yesterday we finally met! I already knew how he looked because we met up once during the fall but it was briefly because I was at a bar with friends and he lived a few places down and he came and said hi and that was that. So he lives in these nice apartments where I say the room floor and the workers will dial there apartment. Well I said the wrong floor and she looked at me confused? And said can you give me the name of person you are seeing .. I said uhhh.. hold on.. I was trying to scroll up from our previous messages but it was way too long. She then said “M’am I am going to ask you to leave I think you got the wrong building” I said no it’s here i just got off the phone with him” and she said “okay well what’s his name” I said give me a minute.. she got frustrated and called her boss.. boss comes yelling at me to leave because they now think I’m an intruder and I was too embarassed to ask this guy his name. Boss said he will threaten to call the cops if I don’t leave now. Finally guy then comes out the elevator and said what’s the issue? Boss said is she for you? And he said yes.. and boss said well she didn’t even know your name and laughed and left. Guy looks at me confused and I was so red and embarrassed.. I just told him it’s been a long time and he said yeah well I forgot yours too and after that we had a fun time!

TL;DR- meeting a guy after a few months of talking at his place. I forgot his name and the apartment manager almost called the cops on me because they thought I was an intruder.

BTW- I still don’t even know his name 🤣

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