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TIFU by getting high, eating blue Takis for munchies, and having sex

This happened yesterday but it was horrible enough to share today.

My boyfriend and I decided to try an edible together for the day. Beforehand we went and got some snacks, Blue Takis being one of them.

So fast forward a few hours later and we are absolutely stoned. We had just done the deed so we were eating our munchie snacks. For some reason I was having paranoia about my IUD being out of place (which I got like a month ago). I wanted to check my strings because my BF’s answers to me asking if he felt them were unclear (for those of you that don’t know, when you get an IUD you need to make sure the strings of the T-shaped device are in the right place or you could be in serious trouble lol). So without washing my hands I stuck my fingers up there and tried to find the strings just to notice that my pelvic area started to BURN. Like burning all the way to my fucking cervix.

I was like “Oh my, maybe I have a UTI?” but then I pull my hand out and I see my blue fingers and I’m like Oh shittttt why didn’t I wash my hands. So there I sat wincing on my BF’s bed while he’s like half asleep. I was also so confused trying to figure out what exactly happened. I kept washing it out with water and the pain eventually went away but man… what a ride. Now I am clean and my IUD is in place, but thought I should share.

Moral of the story: ALWAYS remember to wash your hands before lookin for your IUD strings… especially while stoned? Just…. vagina owners, don’t fuck up like i did.

TL;DR: Boyfriend and I got high and had blue takis. Went to check my IUD strings after sex while I had Taki dust on my fingers, burned like hell. Don't fuck up like this.

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