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TIFU by breaking 3 toes while being weird.

Okay so like so many posts this happened like a year ago. So my parents were out on a date type thing while me and one of my sisters hung out at the house. We are weird so we collected a sh*t tone of fruits and veggies and dumped them in the bathtub. Then turned out all the light and were bobbing for apples but without apples. This went on for about one hour of use dunking our heads in gross water and pulling out carrots and lemons. So after I scooped the remaining bits of soggy bread out of the tub I went outside of the bathroom to get more food for the bobbing when I slipped and accidentally kicked a wall and broke my toes. Weird thing is I kept bobbing for fruits while in pain bc no pain no gain. So later when my mom got back and I started feeling the full force of pain (broken toes don’t really hurt to much and it wasn’t that severe so it was more of inclining sharp pain) I told her I think I broke them and she asked why so I had to explain how I waisted 50% of our produce and got water all over the floor. Bad thing is that my moms dad is a general surgeon so she said that there’s pretty much nothing to help broken toes (didn’t even go to a doctor) so I had to suck it up for a couple months and I still can move 2 toes.

TL;DR was bobbing for fruits and stuff (just being dumb) and broke toes when I slipped on gross bread water.

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