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TIFU by moving and forgetting i left a toy in my bed

Yes, this happened today. on mobile so shitty formatting will happen. tired. Will update if anything develops.

if you know me irl, I’m sorry for you reading this.

Here is the preface: I live with my family members currently, but for many of my days i have my boyfriend stay over. However for when he’s not around, i have a special toy he gave me to help me get by. Normally i store this between the mattress and the headboard- I read a story here a while back about memory foam and dildos and i was really hoping not to repeat it. now to the fuckup.

Its a busy day. Im tired. My family is doing a last minute move due to a lease deal going south- which means I’m also moving. So my boyfriend and a bunch of family pitch in, and a day full of pulling boxes and driving them across town later, i finally lay down in a temporary bed. My boyfriend lays down with me, and we talk about our days. eventually a question comes up- what ever happened to that dildo? And here my friends, i am left speechless, as i have no fucking idea. My family hired help to move the beds and other furniture, and currently i have no clue where they decided to have it go. i was on manual labour duty all day, and i wasn’t even on the property when the beds were moved.

So here i am laying here hoping to god my grandmother or other elderly family wasn’t involved with cleaning up my room- Now i must sit with the dread of “what happened to my dildo?” for the foreseeable future and hope this doesn’t backfire horribly.

TLDR: Left my dildo in my bed during an emergency move, and now I’ve no clue where it is or who has seen it.

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