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TIFU by forgetting I was with colleagues and not my fiancé

This happened a couple of months ago, I was out for a leaving dinner with some work colleagues.

Now I'd spent many months in lockdown, mostly only with my fiancé and hardly seeing anyone else. We have a very immature sense of humour (one of our favourite games is replacing song lyrics with the word 'piss' and serenading eachother). This was one of my first outings with some regular humans.

Dessert comes and I've ordered a chocolate cakey thing with coconut cream drizzled on top.

One of the most prudish colleagues (she doesn't tolerate much swearing or tomfoolery) leans over and asks what's on my cake.

I looked her dead in the eye and reflexively proclaimed, "Cum!"

I don't know who was more mortified.

TL;DR I told a work colleague that the cream on my dessert was cum and now I'm known round the office as the cum cake girl.

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