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TIFU by having a one night stand in the back of a van w/o using protection and getting a bladder infection

So I had way too much to drink last night (five glasses of wine on an empty stomach, then some beers, by 2 AM I was mixing rum with Fanta, 0/10 would not recommend). I ended up sleeping with this guy I know, who lives in his van and doesn't shower very often, on a dirty mattress, both of us too drunk to remember to use protection. Woke up in the morning and couldn't find my knickers anywhere, so had to cycle home without them. Drinking loads of water now to hopefully get rid of this UTI, but I feel like I'm peeing needles. Booking a doctor's appointment right now so I can get tested for STDs. As an added bonus, this guy ghosted a friend of mine a few years ago and she was really hurt by it, so I'm really anxious she'll be sad or upset when she finds out we hooked up. This sucks, but I only have myself to blame.

tl;dr got way too drunk, slept with an unhygienic boy in a dirty van without using protection, have a really bad UTI now and need to get tested for STDs.

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