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TIFU by reviewing my dashcam footage near my GF

This was last week not today.

I recently started commuting again after WFH for over a year. In that time, it seems people forgot how to drive. I drive in a medium size city and have had quite a few close calls recently. So I decided to get a dashcam to protect myself in case anything happens and I need video proof of the events. The dashcam I got not only records video (obviously) but also sound from inside the car.

Anyways, after a few days of having my dashcam, I decided to review the recordings to make sure it was working properly and to just watch footage of me driving around. I was sitting on the couch, my gf was sitting on the other couch scrolling through tiktok. Most of the clips were pretty dull, normal driving and me singing along to my music or listening to podcasts.

I clicked on another clip that started our pretty normal. It was me a few minutes into my drive back from work, nothing out of the ordinary. Then, several seconds into the clip you hear me go "Holy shit she got a fat assss." I instantly froze and looked up at my GF who was already staring me down. I had no time to pause or exit the video before I go, "man I'd like to sleep on those pillows, slap it around, make it jiggle," and then laugh. My face probably had a look of terror on it as my gf was shooting laser beams and daggers at me and she goes "really?" Needless to say, I was in the doghouse for the rest of the night.

TL;DR : I played dashcam footage/sound of me geeking out about a big booty I saw whilst sitting near my gf. Got sent to the doghouse.

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