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Tifu by sending my dad a package

Ooooooh man my dad is from Dominican Republic it’s customary to send big bins of old clothes, laptops, phones since it’s such a poor country and all my cousins are popping babies like popcorn. I sent my dad over there my old phone and my husbands old phone. Only to forget to clear out the phones my husband phone is unlocked and he starred a video of us well in a compromising position so it’s right on top literally… and my old iPhone has 10,000 pictures of a huge spectrum of things. I had to call his girlfriend who I don’t really like because she’s my exact age to ask her to intercept the package and delete the photos. I’m not sure she’ll do it. The other problem is even if my dad doesn’t see it he’s planning on selling them. Yes I’m an idiot send booze lol

TL;DR. sent my das a package with old phones forgot to clear the photos and now there on the way to him with nudes.

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