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TIFU by trying anal for the first time

So this is NSFW btw I'm not sure if there's a flair for it or not. And this fuck up started 2 days ago but just now I realized it. And no burner account cuz why not.

So I've never done anal before, vanilla I know, just the thought of it scares me. But me and my boyfriend were watching a movie and things started getting frisky. He asked me if I wanted to try anal, and seeing how hopeful he was I said fuck it why not. I wanted to make him happy, even tho I was scared shitless.

So we do the do, not gonna go into detail too much obviously, but I now know I don't really like it. It hurt not sure if that's normal but it did.

Everything was fine for a few days, until I had to poop.

I thought it was gonna be my normal poops(gross I know) but I was fucking wrong. It felt like someone stabbed my ass with a knife. After practically praying to get it over with I was finally done but they way it felt I had a suspicion.

I wiped and there was SO MUCH BLOOD. And I was so scared and freaked out until I remembered what we did a few days ago.

Apparently he ripped my asshole and I re-ripped it while going to the bathroom. I feel stupid and my butt hurts and I know I'm never doing that again.

Sorry for the gross story but I thought it was a bit funny, though I am scared for my next shit...

TL;DR tried anal with my boyfriend, few days later I poop and rip my butthole.

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