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TIFU by trying to relieve myself in my university's toilet

So I'm in the middle of a university class, trying my best to focus but not really getting much sucess on that front. The reason being that I, being a young guy, was unfortunately a bit too "excited" at the time. And snce I wasn't too keen on walking around with a bulge in my pants, i went to the toilet so that i could relieve the tension a bit and get back to normal.

Then, i hear some asshole walking in, and naturally I stop doing it until he's gone. Problem is, once that douchebag finished his business and realized that I was on foot inside one of the stalls for a bit too long, he started to try and figure out what I was doing like he's fucking Faplock Holmes or something. He even went to the neighboring stall and climbed up the toilet seat, middle school style. After a few minutes the little shit finally left and I was with a deep longing to break his nose on the nearest school desk.

Why the hell would someone do this?? Just pisses me off. Now i know that rumors are gonna start popping up even though there was no proof and I doubt anyone's gonna care even if i deny everything about it. What really grinds my gears though is the fact that now I know someone was enough of a piece of garbage to go to such legnths for this shit.

TL;DR: I went to relieve my tension in my university's toilet and some faptective entered and stuck around for a few minutes investigating what I was doing. Now I'm just waiting for the inevitable rumors.

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