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Tifu by walking into a bakery while being completely oblivious about my surroundings

This happened in the afternoon today, like an hour ago. I had to do some errands outside and didn’t eat anything yet, so I felt like treating myself with something from the bakery.

There is one around the street, where I‘ve never been to before so I thought to myself „why not get something sweet from there“.

I put my mask on and saw a few doves at the entrance door. The next thing I did was completely stupid and I don’t know why I did it, but I didn’t have the patience to wait for the doves to leave so I just walked straight in and basically took the doves with me.

The lady at the store just said „oh no“ and the doves started flying around the store, bashing against the windows, sitting on the bread and stuff. It was a disaster.

And to top it off, I just randomly asked the lady if this happens more often and she just said that it happens casually when people don’t watch where they’re walking.

I merely apologized and helped her get those birds out of the bakery and yeah. Got some pastries afterwards.

I feel like this was a big jerk move from me but I didn’t pay attention at all before going inside. I occasionally cringe when I think about it.

tl;dr: went to a bakery and took some birdy birds with me, they massacred the bakery

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