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tifu, my teacher knocked me out (

So technically not today but, back in high-school (2011 or 2012) my teacher (in his early 50s at the time) who also was my ex girlfriends dad. We became close during the relationship, after we (mutually) broke up me and her father spoke and joked around regularly. From time to time we we would argue with each other in in the weirdest ways possible. Like one day he yelled at me in German and I would yell back in Spanish.

One day after he got got onto me for ditching a class I tell him "you know what old man, I'll kick your ass." He replies " okay, let's go to my son's gym" I laugh and say "okay this weekend"

The look shock and suprise on my face when he calls his son and says "I need to use the gym Saturday after closing" his son says you got it dad"

That night I tell my mom what happened and she says "you dug your grave good luck!" While laughing at me.( looking back on it now, I feel like she knew how badly I screwed up)

Fast forward to that weekend we get to his sons gym I got ready to box him thinking "I hope I don't kill him". We get in the ring and just to give you an idea the moment I knew I fucked up, you know in anime when an old guy takes his shirt off and he looks like he is like 90$ muscles and 10% your ganna die today. THAT MAN LOOKS LIKE HE EATS NAILS FOR BREAKFAST, WITHOUT ANY MILK!!!!

That exactly what I was looking at. He then tells me "1 round no time limit ". Chills running up my spine I look at him and say"okay deal"

We bump gloves, his son rings the bell signaling the fight started. I throw the first punch. Then black. He knocked me out with a punch so fast I didn't see it coming. I was on the floor didn't know who I was ,where I was, or when I was.

I allways respected that man, we are still close to this day. And we still laugh about it to this day.

Tl/DR I picked a fight with my teacher and he knocked me

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