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TIFU while using a Vicks shower tablet

So, I’m sick. Not COVID sick, just run of the mill congestion and blowing my nose constantly kind of sick. My husband and son had it first, so we’d picked up some of those Vicks shower tablets and I figured I’d try one out. It was late and I felt miserable and planned to just plop down on the poor excuse for a seat in my shower and let the vapors do their thing.

Part 1 of my fuck up: I didn’t just put the tablet on the shower floor like Vicks told me to. I figured why have weak floor vapors when I can put this baby up higher and lean right over it and REALLY inhale that menthol. I put the tablet on the tiny seat and aimed the spray directly at it.

Part 2 of my fuck up: I plopped my ass down on the seat next to this thing so I could be niiiice and close to get prime vapors right to my face. Yeah, I sat down directly next to the menthol tablet quickly melting on the seat. Naked. Without considering the fact that the mentholy water would eventually make its way under my butt.

Until suddenly it felt like my asshole was on fire, but in a very cooling way, and instantly realized how fucking stupid I was. I got up so I could rinse my poor butt, when boom…my vagina starts burning. As I was frantically rinsing myself off it really hit me how incredibly dumb it was to not foresee this. After rinsing and drying off the burning went away, but the shame is still there.

TL;DR - I got mentholy water places it should never go while using a Vicks shower tablet

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