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TIFU By Having Sex in the Shower After Trying to Save Money On Razor Blades

First, some background. I'm frugal. Several years ago I purchased a cheap safety razor and about 100 blades. I had a great plan. Each blade is about 5 cents so it would only take a few months to break even on my initial investment for the handle. After that, I'd be saving money each month. I thought I had beat the razor blade companies at their game. Sadly, there's a reason safety razors aren't that popular in 2021. They're hard to use and dont work all that well. I only used it for a month or so before giving up on my ingenious, money saving plan. Eventually, when it was time to buy regular blades again, I saw the old safety razor and decided, in the name or frugality, I have to use these up first. So, for the past couple months, I've had terrible shaves and keep telling my wife I think I might just get rid of it and cut my loses. About a week ago, she cut herself in the shower by stepping on a razor. I didn't realize it then, but it turns out, it was my stupid safety razor. Coincidentally, for the past week I've been really complaining about this razor and was finally building to throwing it out. If I had realized it was the razor she stepped on, it would have already been gone.

Tonight, my wife was at a girl's dinner. When she got home, she slipped into the shower. Feeling in the mood, I decided to surprise her in the shower. She welcomed me in. While in the thursts of passion, I bring my leg up to stand on the corner for better leverage. Sadly, the other reason that safety razors aren't popular is because they're not that safe. I stepped down on the razor and my toe instantly turned our sexy shower into the most realistic Halloween display in the neighborhood.

An ER visit and six stiches later, I'm pretty sure my frugal shaving plan will, in fact, end up being my most expensive shaving experience in my life.

TL;DR tried to save money by using a safety razor but stepped on it while having shower sex, requiring an er visit and six stitches

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