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TIFU: by having a wank

So this happened about 3 years ago, but my friends still rightly give me a hard time for it.

I was 21m and home from university (college) for the holidays, feeling horny I decided to make the most of a free house, something that is rare for someone who lives with his parents and two sisters, and decided to make the most of it by beating my meat.

All went well. Feeling satisfied, I walked from my room to the bathroom to destroy the evidence of my alone time, when the accidental fuck up happened.

Unknown to me at the time, but in my haste to destroy all evidence, some of my ejaculate had fallen away from its tissue. Landing on the wooden hall floor, a common route our small bungalow.

I go about my day normally, until about 4 hours later when I hear a commotion out in the hall from my parents. I wonder what is going on, and go and investigate. To my horror I find my Dad, accompanied by my mum, crouched down poking my cum (with his finger) wondering what the hell he had slipped up on. Both my sisters were called out in to the hall at this point and were asked what this foreign substance was. I think it was at this point my Dad noticed my red face beeming and decided to disperse the crowd.

Needless to say I played completely clueless to the situation, but I think my guilty face must of told the story for him. Rightfully so it has never been mentioned between us since.

Dad if you’re reading this- sorry mate

Tldr: had a wank, dad slipped in it, proceeded to touch it to see what it was.

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