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TIFU by not standing by my gf

So, this happened last night actually, but I digress. My (28m) gf (28f) and I went to Universal Studios for a friend's bday. We were having a good time going through the mazes. Then, we decide to check out the Mummy ride. And that's where shit goes downhill.

We spent about an hour and some change waiting in line. Finally, we make it to the front. The ride seats 4 people a row, so it's me, my gf, and two of her friends. GF goes first, and I decide to be a gentleman and let her friends get seated before me. So, the seats are as follows. Me, FRIEND, FRIEND, GF.

There's just one problem, my GF can't get her seat restrainer all the way down. Yes, after the events, she disclosed to me that she's pushing 300 and has never felt so big. After a minute of trying to get it down, the operator tells her that she's gotta come off so the ride can go. She obliges.

The other problem is that I'm locked in my seat, and can't be by her side. I'm bad with social cues, but I know I should've spoken up and asked to be let off too(For the record, the ride wasn't worth the wait). What drives me even crazier is that I had her phone on me for safe-keeping. So in that moment, I know she must've really felt by herself.

After the ride, I'm panicking looking for her, and find her crying on the bench. I tell her how sorry I am, and she tells me how embarrassing that was for her. It doesn't help that she's recently told me that she doesn't like how she looks. I really can't imagine how that must've felt. I just wish I could redo that moment and just be beside her.

TL;DR My gf was too big to get on a ride, and I deeply regret not getting off and being with her.

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