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TIFU by watching Dune

All my life I have been pirating shows and movies because I'm poor and cheap in the same time. That being illegal never bothered me since I was living in a country where everyone was doing it and nothing happened.

A couple of days ago I moved to Germany.

Being a big fan of Dune when I saw it arriving on YIFY I was thrilled and downloaded it the same second without thinking too much.

I did not use a VPN because back home it was not necessary since they weren't tracking it at all.

Forward two days later. A bill and an agreement came from the crime police with a fee of 963€ and for me to sign it that I won't do it again.

So this will officially be the most expensive movie I ever saw. I will store on a cold hard and watch it at least once a month for the rest of my life to remind myself of this.

TL;DR I paid 963€ to watch Dune. Thats 360€ per hour. 6,3€ per minute. 10c per second.

I did like the movie though. But no so much.

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