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TIFU sending the wrong file to a job application

Okay this is the probably dumbest thing I've ever done and it's hopefully something I can laugh about in a matter of time. I am so full of shame.

I sent a letter for an application for a job (I'm 20 btw)

Typed a perfect motivation letter and at the end I wrote: "YOU BETTER HIRE ME YOU DUMB FCKING WHRE". I wanted to send it to a good friend of mine with something like "you think they'll appreciate this?".

I know it's not even that funny but we send stupid jokes to each other a lot. (I didn't even send it to my friend because I didn't even like it as a joke myself) So as you can probably guess I sent an E-mail with my résumé and the motivation letter with that still at the end of the letter..

I almost got a heart attack when I found out so I sent another letter saying I shared the letter with a friend so he could check if it was a good letter and that he typed is as a joke for me.

Of course I apologized and wrote it was never my intention to sent this. I want to take responsibility for the things I do but this.. I just couldn't tell the truth.

I just can't imagine what it must be like opening the letter and seeing that at the bottom.

This happened two days ago and this morning I woke up with an E-mail from them (I was shaking when I saw I got a response) I must be the luckiest guy because the mail said they wouldn't forward the E-mail to the people who decide about hiring me and will accept a new E-mail from me with "no shenanigans".

I'm really gonna try to see this as a huge learning moment, not only to be more carefull when I send something out but also to realize that the language I used just wasn't necessary or funny in any way.

Sincerely, The dumbass

TL;DR: I sent out an E-mail for application with a file with my motivation letter that had a rude text at the bottom that was meant for a friend of mine as a joke.

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