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TIFU and left my baby monitor on

TIFU by forgetting the baby monitor was on. Maybe. I dunno. I have a camera baby monitor set up in my bedroom for when my kid naps during the day (we cosleep). Currently, my fiance is away for work. I've been single parenting and physically/sexually frustrated while they're away, so when my mother came to visit, I decided to take advantage of this and take care of my shit (and pretend to nap). I left the kids with her in the living room downstairs, had a bath, turned on some music, locked the bedroom door and went to town on myself. This was fairly quiet, cause I'm not an animal. That being said, after some time and the potential noisier parts or embarrassing mannerisms.... I realized that I had left the baby monitor on. Or at least I don't remember turning it off.

This monitor turns on automatically when it is plugged in, so you physically have to shut it down. I totally panicked and ripped the camera out of the wall. When I went downstairs, the monitor was shut down but I don't remember actually turning it off. The screen was facing outwards, so it would have been a full view to everyone watching tv. This is a camera that is highly sensitive to any sounds and has great night vision. I can only assume, that my mom realized what was happening and turned it off to save me the embarrassing conversation. Or perhaps she noticed it was on and was like, "oh hey there's music playing, that's annoying I'm watching tv".

Either way, I don't want to ask, but I've been so embarrassed by the potential of the situation that it's resulted in nightmares about being caught masturbating at Christmas dinner or whatever. (No grandma, it's just a neck massager! See!)

Best case: Noone noticed and it just wasn't on. Worst case: I unintentionally masturbated in front of my entire family, and now everyone is pretending it didn't happen.

TL:DR Forgot about baby monitor and may have scarred my entire family with awful ahegao faces

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