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TIFU by drinking too much after my shift

So, on Sunday’s the restaurant I work at offers bottomless mimosas for our brunch until 4pm. Today, we were really slow so I got off early and decided to sit at the bar and partake in this bottomless deal. Of course, I wanted to make the most of it, so I had probably a few too many. I spoke to one of my friends on the phone and arranged for him and another of our friends to come over when I got home. I guess I passed out when I got home, because I woke up to several missed calls from my family, friends, and coworkers super worried about me. I guess my friends couldn’t get ahold of me while they were on the way to my house and called everywhere trying to make sure I was okay. My boss was worried sick, fortunately my sister and my boyfriend assumed I had passed out and weren’t overly worried. I woke up to my dog barking and my friends knocking on my door, they could barely breath when I finally opened the door.

TLDR; made plans with friends while drinking after my shift, then fell asleep when I got home and had everyone including my boss worried sick.

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