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TIFU by taking viagra

I'd heard that taking viagra (if you don't suffer from ED) makes you harder and go longer, and given that you can buy it without prescription I bought some in preparation for a night alone with my girlfriend.

We were going out for a meal and I'd imagined that afterwards we'd head straight back to the bedroom, so I took a tablet just before we set off as it takes an hour or so to kick in.

Well, more like half an hour - soon after I could feel tingling in my dick as we sat in the restaurant and I was amazed that it seemed to be able to get things moving in exactly the right place. All was fine until we got to desserts and my girlfriend started stroking her foot up and down my leg under the table and I couldn't stop thinking about doing her there and then. That's when I got hard - super hard!

This would have been fine in the bedroom, but not in a restaurant! My dick was pushing against my pants and it actually started to feel painful. I tried to think of things to make it go down but it just stayed rock hard. I was drinking lots of water because it makes you really thirsty and my girlfriend noticed I was looking uncomfortable and I confessed what I'd done - she found it hilarious and made it her mission to keep me hard until we'd finished our meal and were ready to leave.

Despite my efforts to resist I continued to stay erect and my girlfriend gleefully announced it was time to go. I dreaded standing up, not only the pain but also the walk of shame past all the other customers as we left the restaurant. My dread was justified as my hard on was clearly obvious to those diners I walked past with my crotch in their eyeline. I just gritted by teeth and walked as quickly as possible past them, noticing more than a few double take as I walked past.

When we got outside and into my car my girlfriend burst out laughing and said it was the best meal out she'd had!

EDIT: For those that think it's easy to hide, I 100% disagree!

Edit2: "Just tuck it under the waistband"?? I'd have a lump in my shirt!!

Tl;dr: I took viagra and got an unwanted erection in a restaurant

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