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TIFU by being caught on a flight "watching gay porn"

A few years ago, I was in the USA and flicking through the channels on the TV in the hotel, I saw a drama with Adam Driver in it. Having recently seen him in Star Wars, I was curious to see him in something else. Turns out it was the HBO comedy-drama Girls). That particular episode had him furiously masturbating on the opposite end of a sofa to one of said girls (Jessa - Jemima Kirke). I was hooked.

For those of you who haven't seen it, it revolves around the lives of some young women in New York. It's a bit like Sex And The City but they're less attractive and not as wealthy. They made 6 series (60 episodes in all) and there's quite a bit of sex/nudity in it. They film it pretty raw so when a couple are fucking, they're both properly naked, not just wriggling around under some sheets. One of the fairly major characters is the room-mate of the main protagonist, a gay man called Elijah (Andrew Rannells).

At the time, I was doing a lot of flying around the US so downloaded the entire box set onto my iPad to while away the hours (with noise cancelling headphones). In one particular story arc, the aforementioned Elijah starts dating a TV news anchor Dill (Corey Stoll). As their relationship progresses, they naturally end up having sex and although it's only on screen for a few seconds, it's essentially two naked men vigorously humping. Bear in mind that this is in, I think, season 5 and probably amounts to under 10 seconds of the 3,600 seconds total, it was at this exact moment that the American Airlines stewardess came round to see if I wanted a drink. Before I could explain, she exclaimed "Oh my!" and hurried off.

TL;DR - flight attendant mistook a sex scene in a drama for actual gay porn

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